“Look at it this way. You want a big ol’ perfect jar of Nutella, right? Every guy that comes along that captures your heart and sadly breaks it, well he’s just one tiny ingredient. I’m sure it took the Nutella guy a bunch of times until he finally got it just perfect. Each slob that breaks your heart is adding to your bowl of what you don’t want/need and it gives you a better view of what you do want/need. More heartbreaks equals one step closer to your right jar of Nutella. Take that one thing you liked about those guys and throw it in your bowl of your Mr. Right Nutella. You’ll know when it’s time to mix it all up and pack it and spread it on a cracker!”